Monday, February 20, 2012

Black Bananas, WBNY, De La Soul, Ceramic Hello

Local Shout out: Greg Burt WBNY you are Tru Hero of Buf Culture ,, U support Evryone. Plz don’t change we love you. You never pretend vacant or dismissive ,, every band loves U,, & U R not ‘too cool’ U are a Gentleman <3 <3 <3

Black Bananas "Rad Times" []

Not exactly “…being slow-fucked by a nitrous dildo by the toughest girl you know” - VICE Magazine (writer ’Blonde Camero”) (who, this writer has inside information wrote the review of entire album on the strength of one song / voted bst album of mnth) Rad Times makes me feel like I’m trapped in a cultural oil spill. So I guess that’s ‘phat‘?

Also throw ing it back: []De La Soul "Long Island Wildin'"

Where Else can We hear both Tokyo & the whole of Long Island represented in such Post- A Clockwork Orange , Pre- A Clockwork Orange fashion??

Is Rap in an Unintelligible language Irrelevant?? Is it More Relevant??

[]:Ceramic Hello "Conversation Between Units"

This Music is Phucking Phun.

Though we WANT to write about something vaguely resembling organic life:

This writer will never write about any band that sounds like they are from Tennessee. They are afraid of Women in that bible-belt state. Homophobic & 1/2 castrated by the Cultural Father. Being somebody who loves women, they way they talk, they way they feel to the touch, their smells, their illimitable strength : mysterious… the way they fawn / complain, their insecurities / triumphs, the Needs of their Fierce Independence.. I am glad to be a man & Other .. So that I can taste this ‘Other’ ’s Beauty. I find the fear of women in these underneath-talk Eyebabies, who are Distinct in their Cigarette smoke, Repulsive & unsportsmanlike : look at that blinding light, I Dare you. Into It. Your Tricks are like Theirs in femininity but Pointless; Your Physical BEING Does Not have the Fortitude to Carry Growing Life In It. That Choice will Never Be Yours You FearSlaves… Enjoy it! It should be less culturally accepted to Slap ‘Men’ than Women, ‘Men’ are more apt to complain about the Few Slaps they get in life than the entity that is Woman is apt to complain about the Many she receives.. From Unworthy “Power”-Hungry FearSlaves. Oh Yes, Benvenuto Cellini was fed men to kill for Years by the Almighty because culture has been genetically training men for thousands of Years to be Blind, Destructive, Psychicly Impotent. Most ’Men’ Today would rather Pretend & put on Airs of Silence than feel the vulnerability & True Awe that IS Woman.. EVERYMan should Be a Poet, No There is No Excuse For Not Being A Poet… The Sentence Should Be Death. Many of You Would BE In Different Cave Time, Ye Should All Get On Your Knees & Thank Your Pyschicly Impotent Laws For ye Life. Boys, In your Big Pants.. All of ye will Repeat This Life, For Ye HAVE NOT Learned & Ye FearSlaves Refuse To. All Of Ye In Fear Get On your Knees & Thank Your Psychicly Impotent Law For I Am A Great Storm Of Purity.. & I Will Make Ye Live Again.

& who says caffeine isn’t a drug :*)

“My favorite part, besides the D-Threat is ‘Boys in your Big Pants’ ” - Deconstruction alist

Maybe Next we’ll write about:

[]Cass Mccombs "Don't Vote"..but we doubt it <3 <3 <3 Wst coast “Oddball”s - Foam Magazine

P.S. Nice Scorpion Jacket! How Ironic..

How important / relevant is it for "young" men in their 30s to be ironic?

Can Irony protect / prevent Men in their 30's from Death / reaching 40?

Is Irony necessary to keep a 'level head' amidst the hyperbolic zombie-sphere of America's youth? / Irony provide relevancy to the aging FearSlave?

Is asking questions after a post a phun technique to plagiarize w & w/o shame frm HRO? Yes?

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15th wave agrolesbian feminist/ Khmer riche Fuk U / the artist formerly known as ‘Portland’

P.S. Boys In Your BigPants

Monday, February 13, 2012

Michael Ersing's Yes Yes "Dogstar! Heal Your Weightlessness!"

Michael Ersing's latest musical project, Yes Yes has recently released an album, self described as "an astronaut dreamscape made Reality. Not 80s ambient, things are different, More Real. More ALive."

Sounds very, very interesting to say the least and and it really is a great listen, highly recommended.

Heres some press reports:

Thank You Mike!

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Lana Del Ray, Hipster Run-Off, Glass Candy, Josie Cotton, Desire, Christian Dior, Italians Do It Better, Buffalo NY

Update: 11/17/12 Some of the copy from the original post has been removed by request.

Lana Del Ray: time to get majorlabel LA supported hits for this Blog.

By mentioning corporate backed slutwave star Lana Del Ray & Hipster Run Off [Official] in one post. :
"Lana Del Rey will be the most divisive indie artist in years, and she will put the blogosphere thru many of our biggest challenges. Who will choose to 'cover' her? What blogs will be 'simple' enough to hype her manufactured indie pop sugar? Who will 'pan' LanaBB? Who will be a coward and say "It doesn't matter where she comes from and what she looks like. She makes good music, and that's all that matters"?" QUOTE FROM HRO

Not me she is terrible. But..

Lana Del Ray "You Can Be the Boss"
Is like this erotic misogynistic fantasy come true. Heartfelt sigh. I want to drink Mountain Dew & Fall in Love with a teenage dream. Not really. ?

There's a version with her dancing arnd in Blk & white. Watch it or don't?

Glass Candy has been shifting genres & looking sexy since 1996 (from O yea Portlandia [calling the artist formerly known as Portland anything else is irrelevant nw])

Original ly by Josie Cotton [Bomp Rcrds]
"He's Real bad, But he's not Evil"

Now w/ upcoming Body Work they are making super vibrational frequency increase: distortion cleansing / polarizing pos FREE DOM Hotttelectro Pop:

Glass Candy "Warm In the Winter"

This is an Amazing song, We Love it & it's beautiful message. & it's retrofilter vid ;)) it's still Now but it's so U & Me. :*)) ,,, & with over 100,000 views on youtube in 3 months U WILL be hearing about this album ...from your favorite local blogs .. who will slowly , slowly Get It.
But I can’t listen more than 1 ½ times in a row without feeling post apocalyptic 80s nightmare , for example:

Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2012

this vid w soundtrack “Under Your Spell” by Desire (fellow "Italians Do It Better" G.C. Labelmte) : about two minutes in I feel like I’m in A Clockwork Orange :*(

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The artist formerly known as ‘Portland’

Friday, February 10, 2012


FYI: my blog won't let me use ! in the title, otherwise this post would be titled eXit!, anyway, I used to play in a couple of bands with Tim Unger so this post is dedicated to him and to all of our former schoolmates, namely Rick Wall and Nick Notaro.

Thank You to Patti @ Paramount Music Center!
No Split Image isnt playing at Metzgers tonight, this is an old pic from way back when I used to play with Tim Unger.

Brian Mancuso

Brian Mancuso 2011 "I Remember Marcy Hill" CD Release Artwork

Visit Brian on Facebook @ Brian Mancuso Music

Brian Mancuso is on Reverbnation:

Thank You Brian!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

The Bravuras "Ain't No Doubt"

Check out my CD review of The Bravuras newest CD release "Ain't No Doubt", click on the link

The Bravuras play live blues every Thursday @ Iris 730-10pm. Tell 'em JoTell sent ya and Enjoy some real live Old School Blues!